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The Dude and his Cat

July 18, 2007

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 Once upon a time, there is a dude who lived at home with his mom and his pet cat. The dude went on a vacation trip to Mexico. Before he left he told him best friend to inform him of any emergencies.

A few days after, his cat climed up on the roof, fell off and died. His best friend immediately wired him the message, "Dude, your cat died."

In a few days he was back at home. The dude was angry at his friend for cutting short his trip.

"Why did not you break the news to me graudually? You know how close I was to my cat! You should let me know my cat climbed up on the roof today. The day after you can tell me that My cat fell of the roof, and slowly let me know he died," said the dude.

After the memorial service, the dude left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to his hotel, and there was a message waiting for him from his friend. The message said, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."

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Monkey Joke

 

 A lizard casually climbs up a tree in the jungle one day and find monkey sitting on a branch, smokking weed. Lizard pesters him for some, but the monkey keeps saying, " No, you are lightweight, it will go right up to your head."

Eventually, Monkey gives Lizard some weed. Lizard starts smoking the weed, and fels a bit thristy. So he goes down to lake to get some water.

While the lizard drinks water at the lake, he see Alligator who notices that he seems a bit high. Lizard tells Alligator he has been smoking some weed with the Monkey up on the tree. So Alligator goes up to Monkey to ask if he can have some.

So as Monkey's sitting there, high as a kite, waiting for Lizard to get back, he sees Alligator climb up onto the branch.

"Bloody hell!" yells Monkey, "How much freakin' water did you drink?"

 

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