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Family problems

July 4, 2007

Image by Christopher Lakony copyright 2006

                                                                                 The Wacky Family

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally the other man said: "You think you have family problems?

Listen up to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter.

We got married and I got myself a step-daughter.

 

Later, my father married my stepdaughter.

 

That made my step daughter my stepmother.

 

And my father became my stepson.

Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.

Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.

This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son.

But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson.

That made me the grandfather of my half brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother, is also his grandmother.

This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.

I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew

and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!!!!!!!!!!

And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS???

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