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Of things that make laugh, of things that make me ponder and of the things that lead to more answers than questions.
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Fly me to neuter land

June 27, 2007

Two kung-fu masters were carrying on about their respective skills. "Why, my reflexes are such that you will not believe," boasted Master Foo and drawing his sword, he sliced at a passing fly, which promptly dropped dead in two pieces. 

"That's nothing," said Master Koh. Drawing his sword, he made two deft cuts at another passing fly. 

Master Foo was highly amused. "What are you talking about?" he sneered. "That fly is still flying." 

"Ah yes," replied Master Koh, "but now it can never have children."

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